the-anal-rapist:

gayseawitch:

dicksplit:

I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”

probably you can only get “ikr”

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richwhitelesbian:

earthkingdomprincess:

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war

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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

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chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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